Conversations with a nearly 3-year-old

E: "Look mommy! A bug!"
ME: "Yeah, E, a ladybug."
E: "Mommy, what haaaaaappened?"
ME: "Well, E, you squashed him. He died."
E: "Mommy, fix him."
...ME: "I can't, E, he died."
E: "Mommy, ladybug in heaven with Jesus?"
um....



Me: E, why do we have Easter?
E: Jesus
Me: What happened on the cross?
E: Jesus died on the cross
Me: And where did they place Him?
...E: The tomb
Me: And what happened after 3 days?
E: He went to Ninevah
Oh no...bible stories gone wrong!